Here's some good news amidst all the gAsshats we've talked about lately... According to epidemiologist and veterinarian David Waltern-Toews, we may be sitting on the solution to our energy shortages.
"... in Rwanda, the stuff is processed to produce methane for heat and electricity. In Sweden, the world’s first bio-gas train uses energy sourced from a sewage treatment plant. In Nepal and India, cow dung provides energy for more than a million people. Poop collected from a dog park in Cambridge, Mass., produces enough methane to power a street lamp."
Wouldn't you like to put your poop to good use? Hey, it's free gas, right?!